I hate UFC

Over the recent years, MMA style fighting has become quite popular. I’ve seen a couple matches on PPV, and let me tell you I wanted my $20.00 back. I have fucking no idea, who these guys are and why they’re wearing extremely tight biker shorts. They all look like Big Husky Bears, you can find at your local gay club. I mean you get what you pay for, intimate sessions of husky bear-men getting each other on the ground and locking legs.

I mean, you know how fast these guys could kick my ass? Pretty fucking fast, but the thing I don’t understand is the popularity and all the tools wearing their Affliction shirts thinking it helps them get laid. Also, there’s a town nearby from where I live and pretty much every single person there has some sort of stock into UFC. You’ll go to a KFC there and they’re not wearing their uniforms, it’s fucking all UFC gay ass bullshit.

This shirt reminds me of Ed Hardy, and you know who else wears Ed Hardy?

I’m just saying that I have zero respect for the people who all of the sudden like this bullshit. Look we get it, it’s cool to see other people beat the shit out of each other but I don’t want half the match with them hugging each other smacking their doodle bulge for half the fight.

I think I’d actually like the sport, if we didn’t have fucking tools wearing their official MMA gear, UFC socks, and Affliction-Ed Hardy buttplugs around. I fucking hate that. You know how I would improve the sport? Fucking introduce this:

Turn this shit into a gladiator match, minus Russel Crowe. The world would love this shit, people dying and people being brutal. This is what we need, maybe set it up in a 3rd world country, and have the winners make billions of dollars. I mean, come on Baseball is a shitty sport, where you don’t have to be in-shape just coordinated. Look at half the hick-ass pitchers, and the batters. Most of them are fucking fat.

Again, look at that. I’d love to see him in the pit fighting with a flail, and getting hit with ninja stars. Maybe he can get in shape for that.

HATAZ WANNA HATE

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