Pro-tips

HELLO! In this feature I’m going to give out some pro-tips that I’ve learned through out my life in how to get by. From fast food, to just good ole lulz. I’ll go ahead and list them. Also, I know a lot of this because I’ve worked in almost every field of work, and all that, and there’s all sorts of shit on the internet ready to be learned. So I’ve decided to post them here. lulz

1. If you tip a pizza guy very well, they’re likely to come to your house first in their pizza traveling trips.

2. Stores always put the oldest marked food in the front, so it sells before it’s nasty. So very often the back items on the shelf are the most likely to be the freshest.

3. Always take a poop at work, you get paid for it.

4. When you have a emergency that requires the need for the PO-LICE yell fire, instead of help..most people are more likely to respond and help with a fire. What a bunch of fucks.

5.  Rinse off your soda can, you never know what old shit fell onto it at the plant and who handled that can before you cracked that shit open.

6. If you say you’re lost or completely out of money, apparently Wendy’s has a plan to compensate you with free food. Uh, fucking win? I won’t try it because I’m a poon.

7. If you want fresh fries at a fast food place, request for no salt on them. They’re required to make you a new batch..and just add salt on those little taters afterwords. Win.

Anyway, I won’t list everything I know but you get the idea. I just thought I’d share some of my favorite ideas, and food schemes..lol. I wonder how many of you will actually do this whole list, post results please. ALSO, I found a pretty sweet fucking site called www.greenhate.org..I rofld.

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