Claude Rantz — Funniez, lulz, and whatever else’s in the mind of Claude. Rants, baby, rants.
Dum Kidz — Calling out the junior pimps and teenie bopper hoochies. If it’s dumb stuff that kids do, it’s here.
Dustin Days — Videos and stories from Dustin, the modern-day Greek god of the crazy-ass story.
Even more fun stuff…
Claude’s a cool guy. Even a nimble guy, you might say. But even cool, nimble guys need a Privacy Policy and Terms of Use. Give it a read. Go ride a dolphin. Frolic in some trees.
Website Visitors
Like most website operators, That Claude Guy collects non-personally-identifying information of the sort that web browsers and servers typically make available, such as the browser type, language preference, referring site, and the date and time of each visitor request. That Claude Guy’s purpose in collecting non-personally identifying information is to better understand how That Claude Guy’s visitors use its website. From time to time, That Claude Guy may release non-personally-identifying information in the aggregate, e.g., by publishing a report on trends in the usage of its website.
That Claude Guy also collects potentially personally-identifying information like Internet Protocol (IP) addresses. That Claude Guy does not use such information to identify its visitors, however, and does not disclose such information, other than under the same circumstances that it uses and discloses personally-identifying information, as described below.
Gathering of Personally-Identifying Information
Certain visitors to That Claude Guy’s websites choose to interact with That Claude Guy in ways that require That Claude Guy to gather personally-identifying information. The amount and type of information that That Claude Guy gathers depends on the nature of the interaction. In each case, That Claude Guy collects such information only insofar as is necessary or appropriate to fulfill the purpose of the visitor’s interaction with That Claude Guy. That Claude Guy does not disclose personally-identifying information other than as described below. And visitors can always refuse to supply personally-identifying information, with the caveat that it may prevent them from engaging in certain website-related activities.
Aggregated Statistics
That Claude Guy may collect statistics about the behavior of visitors to its websites. That Claude Guy may display this information publicly or provide it to others. However, That Claude Guy does not disclose personally-identifying information other than as described below.
Protection of Certain Personally-Identifying Information
That Claude Guy discloses potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information only to those of its employees, contractors and affiliated organizations that (i) need to know that information in order to process it on That Claude Guy’s behalf or to provide services available at That Claude Guy’s website, and (ii) that have agreed not to disclose it to others. Some of those employees, contractors and affiliated organizations may be located outside of your home country; by using That Claude Guy’s website, you consent to the transfer of such information to them. That Claude Guy will not rent or sell potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information to anyone. Other than to its employees, contractors and affiliated organizations, as described above, That Claude Guy discloses potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information only when required to do so by law, or when That Claude Guy believes in good faith that disclosure is reasonably necessary to protect the property or rights of That Claude Guy, third parties or the public at large. If you are a registered user of the That Claude Guy website and have supplied your email address, That Claude Guy may occasionally send you an email to tell you about new features, solicit your feedback, or just keep you up to date with what’s going on with That Claude Guy. If you send us a request (for example via a support email or via one of our feedback mechanisms), we reserve the right to publish it in order to help us clarify or respond to your request or to help us support other users. That Claude Guy takes all measures reasonably necessary to protect against the unauthorized access, use, alteration or destruction of potentially personally-identifying and personally-identifying information.
Cookies
A cookie is a string of information that a website stores on a visitor’s computer, and that the visitor’s browser provides to the website each time the visitor returns. That Claude Guy may use cookies to help That Claude Guy identify and track visitors, their usage of That Claude Guy website, and their website access preferences. That Claude Guy visitors who do not wish to have cookies placed on their computers should set their browsers to refuse cookies before using That Claude Guy’s website, with the drawback that certain features of That Claude Guy’s website may not function properly without the aid of cookies.
Ads
Ads appearing on our website may be delivered to users by advertising partners, who may set cookies. These cookies allow the ad server to recognize your computer each time they send you an online advertisement to compile information about you or others who use your computer. This information allows ad networks to, among other things, deliver targeted advertisements that they believe will be of most interest to you. This Privacy Policy covers the use of cookies by That Claude Guy and does not cover the use of cookies by any advertisers.
Comments
Comments and other content submitted to That Claude Guy become the property of That Claude Guy and may be published and/or reprinted as deemed appropriate by That Claude Guy.
Privacy Policy Changes
Although most changes are likely to be minor, That Claude Guy may change its Privacy Policy from time to time, and in That Claude Guy’s sole discretion. That Claude Guy encourages visitors to frequently check this page for any changes to its Privacy Policy. Your continued use of this site after any change in this Privacy Policy will constitute your acceptance of such change.
Disclaimer of Warranties
The Website is provided “as is”. That Claude Guy and its suppliers and licensors hereby disclaim all warranties of any kind, express or implied, including, without limitation, the warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. Neither That Claude Guy nor its suppliers and licensors, makes any warranty that the Website will be error free or that access thereto will be continuous or uninterrupted. You understand that you download from, or otherwise obtain content or services through, the Website at your own discretion and risk.
Limitation of Liability
In no event will That Claude Guy, or its suppliers or licensors, be liable with respect to any subject matter of this agreement under any contract, negligence, strict liability or other legal or equitable theory for: (i) any special, incidental or consequential damages; (ii) the cost of procurement or substitute products or services; or (iii) for interruption of use or loss or corruption of data. That Claude Guy shall have no liability for any failure or delay due to matters beyond their reasonable control. The foregoing shall not apply to the extent prohibited by applicable law.
