Archive for the ‘Claude Rantz’ Category

I hate UFC

Over the recent years, MMA style fighting has become quite popular. I’ve seen a couple matches on PPV, and let me tell you I wanted my $20.00 back. I have fucking no idea, who these guys are and why they’re wearing extremely tight biker shorts. They all look like Big Husky Bears, you can find [...]

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Pro-tips

HELLO! In this feature I’m going to give out some pro-tips that I’ve learned through out my life in how to get by. From fast food, to just good ole lulz. I’ll go ahead and list them. Also, I know a lot of this because I’ve worked in almost every field of work, and all [...]

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I’m back fuckers

Hello, after some hiatus I’m officially back to promote this site. Things will change, and for the better. I’ve thought long and hard (lol, long and hard) about this site and what we shall do to make it better. And some ideas got trashed (like harassing porn stars on the web cams of Reality Kings) [...]

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A change in events!

On this glorious day of May, something magical has happened. We/I have finally branched out and we have our first fan! This is incredible, seeing as it’s not my mother! The god’s of internet smile upon this day. Anyway, as you may know my Xbox Live gamertag is Silvren, so feel free to add me [...]

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lol, promotional video

Recently, I did a video at a bar..promoting this very website. Something I totally fucking forgot about, and I was very drunk and  had to work the next morning. Anyway, here it is:

Fuckin ragin bra

Sup, asses. As I promised yesteryear I’m back. And I believe I need to fucking go the extra mile and go fucking super saiyan: Anyway, as some of you may know I’ve had plenty of jobs. You can say, I’m the swiss army fucking knife of being an employee. I’ve done dishes with retards and [...]

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I’m baaaaaaack

Sorry I’ve been gone fuckers. I’ve been doing a lot of working, and unfortunately fucking homework. Yes, the semester is almost over thankfully..so I can’t complain too much. But anyway, as you may know my birthday is coming up and I’m fucking excited. The big 22, it’s a whole lot of nothing to get worked up over. [...]

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Ultimate Fatass challenge.

lol, this is why the internet was invented:

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Simple posts are always the best

I love just sitting here, doing nothing. Wondering how uneventful work is going to be in the morning. Anyway, with no pornstars to mess around with tonight..I will leave you with one of my favorite pictures of all time. It’s a simple Chinese man, and he has a simple message to give you:

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