Funnyz and lolz. What more do you want? Rofls and teet mice, too? Ok, but just for you. Don't tell ma and pa and crazy, spank-happy uncle Danny.
As you may know, it’s Monday so here comes another Failure of the week article. Before I write this I want to address the pressing issue of Jesse James. He cheated on Miss Bullock with a bitch straight from LA Ink. I’ve never really like this fucker, seeing as he’s always growing out his face [...]
Oh, Hank Johnson… you so craaaaaazy! Too many peeps on that big ‘ole island of Guam and that whole mutha might just tip right over into that there big, blue ocean. Comments, Congressman? “Uh, uh, uh…” Holla if you know the square footage of Guam!
I love just sitting here, doing nothing. Wondering how uneventful work is going to be in the morning. Anyway, with no pornstars to mess around with tonight..I will leave you with one of my favorite pictures of all time. It’s a simple Chinese man, and he has a simple message to give you:
Hey, Claude again. Go figure. I’m going to share my all time favorite YouTube videos. So coming from me, I KNOW you’ll fucking Rofl. I will give you one free handjob if I’m wrong. Well, I don’t know about free Handy-Jays. But you won’t be disappointed. Also, they aren’t in any order..and chances are you’ve probably [...]
Happy Easter everyone! Stay safe, and make sure you shit in a egg and get Grandma to open it!
It’s Monday, and that means more of me typing. I know, I get excited too. Now this person in particular has always pissed me off for as long as I can remember. Always calling things fucking racist if it doesn’t go her way. Anyway, more of that after I reveal who it is. Without further [...]
Now that you’re used to me making fun of other people, now its time for me to make fun of you and I. Mostly you. Anyway, here is the list. And before you tell me I’m fucking guilty of some of this, I know. Top 50 reasons why you and I are losers: 1. You’re [...]
Oh Tyrone, you ain’t no kid, but you sure iz dum. Get it together, bro. Let’s hope Nina and Tui take you out for Sizzler after the show.
